that damn blogger navbar
now, i do understand that there are number of people who hate the blogger navbar. i may be one of the only exceptions. i like the blogger navbar at the top of my site. why? i know you must be wondering who would choose to like such a bothersome trifle.
i like the damn blogger navbar. leave it alone! do not delete it from your site! it's there for a reason, dammit!
what reason? for people like me who peruse blogs by pressing the damn "next blog" button. i am always pissed off when i have to go back a page because someone, against blogger.com's wishes has removed the blogger navbar. everytime i have to press the back button, i become just a bit more teed off. half of the time the blogs that i land on without the bar belong to some teenie-bopper lamenting the ending of her relationship. they are depraved, sick, and, most importantly, uninteresting. i am thinking of leaving a comment on their most recent i'm-so-sad-he-should-rot-in-hell-all-the-days-are-dark post,
"put the damn blogger navbar back and maybe you won't be so sad. don't make people feel like your blog is the bestest most wonderfullest site because they cannot navigate away from it. contrary to what you may believe, most people like being happy. believe me, the word does not end because he dumps you. i've been dumped more times than i would like and i'm still living. you make think i'm a bit jaded and cynical, but i have reasons for that. the prime reason being: you removed the damn blogger navbar. if you don't put it back, then, yes! the world may just end. he didn't like you, was only using you in the hopes of having his way with you, and he really thought you were ugly. but only if you don't put the blogger navbar back. i know i've rambled on here enough.
happy new year!"
ughh!
i love you blogger navbar!
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